smuits

the crust left on her pap

i was eating the smuits from her pap

by Tios November 23, 2017

The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.

Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.

by tonymcguff May 14, 2010

suits my fancy

Something you like.

Bert: I like music that suits my fancy

by bertboyman March 29, 2014

shits in suits

Politicians, lawmakers, judges, all sorts of authority. Fuck them, and fuck the law.

The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.

by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013

Smitsy

When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.

my friend pulled a smitsy on the science project.

by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010

Suits mah bally

if your bally suits you rightly it’s your alter ego adjusting to your environment

Bally kid slang

“How’s your cocky Danny”?

Suits mah bally rightly.

by shallybannon December 11, 2020

Squits

The Squits: to have liquid poop accompanied by a burning feeling in the ring Leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable for the remainder of the day

Gee coach i cant play in the game tonight on account of i got the Squits

or

Soz lads cant go to the pub cos iv got the squits

by Barry Pap April 29, 2003