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Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
The Squits by tonymcguff May 14, 2010
suits my fancy
suits my fancy by bertboyman March 29, 2014
shits in suits
The problem doesn't rely on the boys in blue, it relies on the shits in suits. They give the orders, the others just follow them. It's chain of command. Those boys in blue bastards need to show results at the end of the month while the shits in suits wander around the world, preaching their own way of life.
shits in suits by lovepostpunk October 4, 2013
Smitsy
When someone procrastinates to a point that they spend more time procrastinating and not getting what they need done.
Smitsy by Rain Of Life October 30, 2010
Suits mah bally
Suits mah bally by shallybannon December 11, 2020