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smegnoid 

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.
Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.
smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006
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Smegnoid 

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.
Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!
Smegnoid by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010
A smelloid is a person who is annoying and smelly
Yo, you are being a total smelloid today
smelloid by Tylerjw22 March 23, 2021

smegmoid 

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.
Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
smegmoid by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Spengoloid 

(Speng-uh-lo-eed)
A derogatory term for a stupid person, used as an insult to imply the person on the receiving end is disabled.
Synonym: Retard
"Chernobyl is in Russia right?"
"It's in Ukraine you fucking spengoloid!"
"Oh..."
Spengoloid by Royal_Piranha April 4, 2017
Derived from the term smeg, meaning "stupidly large amount of". Can be used with various other adjectives to produce larger amounts
A metric smegload.
"He's just bought an Imperial smegload of booze."
smegload by Thalifer March 29, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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