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Smegoloid 

When the toilet water, when you flush it, goes on your toothbrush. And you refuse to clean it.
"Did you just flush and not clean it? That's such a smegoloid."
Smegoloid by LimeUnderscore_ May 16, 2023
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smegnoid 

Generally, the region located between the scrotum and the anus. Specifically, the term smegnoid refers to the unfortunate coexistence of SMEGma and HemorrhOIDS in one rotten location.

Largely known as Taint or Gooch.
Because of poor penile hygiene and a bad case of ass grapes, my taint was referred to as a smegnoid.
smegnoid by Hand Relief November 22, 2006
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Smegnoid 

Noun - A pet name for a real douche-bag of a person suggesting their essence is disgusting. Can be used among friends for a common target or to the targets face to insult and/or test the waters.
Used among friends: Hey, did Smegnoid show up at work today?

Used on target directly (female on male): Yo Smegnoid, get your smelly cheese-dick the fuck out of my face!

Used on target directly (male on female): Damn wench, I ain't eating that shit! Your a Smegnoid!
Smegnoid by ManWhorePig November 10, 2010
A smelloid is a person who is annoying and smelly
Yo, you are being a total smelloid today
smelloid by Tylerjw22 March 23, 2021

smegmoid 

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.
Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
smegmoid by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Spengoloid 

(Speng-uh-lo-eed)
A derogatory term for a stupid person, used as an insult to imply the person on the receiving end is disabled.
Synonym: Retard
"Chernobyl is in Russia right?"
"It's in Ukraine you fucking spengoloid!"
"Oh..."
Spengoloid by Royal_Piranha April 4, 2017
Derived from the term smeg, meaning "stupidly large amount of". Can be used with various other adjectives to produce larger amounts
A metric smegload.
"He's just bought an Imperial smegload of booze."
smegload by Thalifer March 29, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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