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spongoloid 

A very un-politically correct combination of the words spastic and mongoloid, used as a derogatory insult.
You're a complete spongoloid.
spongoloid by Raphael Edwards July 2, 2008

spengaloid 

a fucking annoying prick who complains at everything.
Oh Diana is such a spengaloid, always trying to piss me off
spengaloid by DumbCunt273 June 13, 2018

spangaloid 

noun -

1. that which speaks spanish and annoys

2. people who speak spanish ans piss you off

The term refers to persons speaking Spanish as a first language and who also have a persistent and consistent tendency to piss you off, albeit unintentionally, due to their immense stupidity.

The term does not necessarily refer to Spanish nationals or nationals of Spanish speaking nations -only those that piss you off.
1.
Equinor- Hey good to see you, how was the trip?

Tim- Ah pretty good, except the last bus getting here was full of spangaloids.

Equinor- Dude, there's been a lot of them around here recently, they piss me off too.

2.
Tim- Fuck man! All I wanted to do was buy some milk and chill but there were spangaloids everywhere and now I'm all pissed off and tense.

Buddah- Tim, dude, rest easy for they know not what they do. You can tell a spangaloid not to be annoying as you tell a dog not to bark, it's just the way they are...

Smegoloid 

When the toilet water, when you flush it, goes on your toothbrush. And you refuse to clean it.
"Did you just flush and not clean it? That's such a smegoloid."
Smegoloid by LimeUnderscore_ May 16, 2023

Spongaloid 

one who acts or behaves like calvin i.e a complete imbecile.
"That boy acts like a spongaloid"

"Check that spongaloid"
Spongaloid by Derek Plummer April 1, 2009

Spawngoloid 

A person that camps their own spawn in an objective based game, despite it being a retarded thing to do.
Jerry is such a Spawngoloid. He never tries to get the bomb.

Frank fucking cost us that match. What a Spawngoloid.
Spawngoloid by RecklessRaccoon November 17, 2010
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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