Smegmaitis 

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis

Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis

Smegmaitis by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis

Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!

smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

Smegmites 

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

Smegmites by Jonode December 31, 2012

smegmatic 

An expression used to describe something that is smega-like in smell, look, or consistency

your sister's breath was very smegmatic this morning, so i told her to eat some mouth wash flavored pudding

smegmatic by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005

Smegmatician 

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

Smegmatician by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

smegmatism by jimi123 March 11, 2010

Professor of Smegmatics 

A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.

"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics

Professor of Smegmatics by leventhowa February 21, 2004