An alcoholic beverage that consists of smegma, jizz, STIs, bollock sweat, piss, shit and vaporised arsehole hairs. Best served cold with a lemon on the side.
Katie: “how was last night with Jack?”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
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A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
by Argusm May 20, 2007
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A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.
Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."
by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012
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Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.
Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.
by TopGunther February 20, 2011
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