An alcoholic beverage that consists of smegma, jizz, STIs, bollock sweat, piss, shit and vaporised arsehole hairs. Best served cold with a lemon on the side.
Katie: “how was last night with Jack?”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
Kim: “It was good, he made me an awesome smegmartini. Took the enamel right off my teeth!”
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
Get the Smegmartinimug.