Definitions by Jonode

Smegmites 

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

Smegmites by Jonode December 31, 2012

deadliest catch 

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.

I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.

deadliest catch by JONODE July 9, 2011

drurfing 

Drunken internet surfing.

"I left the bar, then stayed up all night drurfing on facebook, and somehow I messaged three of my exes."

"I just got 17 copies of Stephen Colbert's book and a beer bong in the mail, I must have been drurfing on amazon again."

drurfing by JONODE June 20, 2011