Smegmatician 

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

Tony: "This wine is bland."
Justin: "Good thing you are in the presence of a smegmatician! I have the perfect fresh smegma to pair with this bottle."

Smegmatician by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

smegmagician 

An uncircumcised guy who's genital hygiene is so bad (accumulated smegma) that his prospective sexual partners always seem to vanish into thin air once foreplay has been initiated. The smegmagician ALWAYS has SOMETHING up his "sleeve".

You know, as a tool that helps him meet women at the club, Dave's use of slight-of-hand tricks has always been quite effective...too bad that his smegmagician's wand makes them disappear without a trace once they've set their gaze upon it.

smegmagician by tj7with8 March 4, 2025

Smegmagician 

Skanks (commonly found in Texarkana) who love to clean an unwashed cock. Smegmagians are hoping you have something up your sleave.

After that skank, April, slurped my rotten sausage, I was able to fap without making my hand stink later that afternoon. She's the best smegmagician on the streets.

Smegmagician by tj7with8 July 4, 2025