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smegmatic 

slow-acting; sluggish; phlegmatic; dull.
The company needs to fire all smegmatic people.
smegmatic by uttam maharjan September 15, 2011

smegmaintenance

The act of cleaning under the foreskin.
One reason Eamon gets so much fellatio is that he keeps his junk neat and sweet by performing smegmaintenance thrice a week.

smegmatron 

A person with enough smegma accumulation to kill a herd of cows, and who smells worse than your local cheese factory.
Hey Brian...I hope you didn't get anywhere with that smegmatron last night...boy was she a stank.
smegmatron by tubbytub June 13, 2008

smegmatitis 

Rash or inflammation caused by titfucking with a cheesy penis
Q: What's that poxy rash on your chest, bitch?
A: That's smegmatitis from tit fucking with Rastus's alabama black snake. He aint washed it for a month!
smegmatitis by Argusm May 20, 2007

Sugmatics 

What you major in when you attend Sugma University.
Person 1: What are you going to major in college???
Person: I'm majoring in Sugmatics.
Sugmatics by Kauitsu June 13, 2022

smegmatite 

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.
wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?
smegmatite by thecreator May 26, 2006