17 definitions by CATFOOODS

The method of removing a soiled tampon by connecting the string to a doorknob with a longer string and then slamming the door. Similar to how adult teeth are extracted.

It is common practice and courtesy to drape plastic sheeting along the walls, ceiling, and flooring if this is not performed in one's own home.

When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.

A taxidermy penis of an animal used as a dildo for sexual activities.

Taxidinkers are commonly made from exotic animals such as bears, horses, and dalmatians.

A connoisseur of smegma who is very skilled in identifying, producing, and harvesting the delicious substance.

A sexual technique where a male thrusts his penis through the gauged/stretched earlobes (or any other stretched piercing) of another person.

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.

When an individual passes a bowel movement and has no need to wipe because of the toilet paper he or she has been eating.