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smegmite
small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites
smegmite by phillip sims May 1, 2006
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smegmite • Smegiest • smegmatism • smegitis • Smegmaitis • smegmatosis • Smarmite • Smeggie Smackdown • smegma team • yosemite
Smegmaitis
When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis
Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis
Smegmaitis by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
smegmatism
Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.
Related to the term 'smeggy'
Related to the term 'smeggy'
smegmatism by jimi123 March 11, 2010
Smegiest
Somebody who is very annoying and usually comes from australia, they like maths and cricket and have stupid names like McIntyre
Smegiest by a annoyed student August 9, 2009
Smegiest
A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"
Smegiest by McHater_RIOT August 9, 2009
smegitis
person 1: dude, whats that in your eye?
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis
smegitis by hannahpattinson March 4, 2010
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