Smegmites 

Something to call a group of two or more people whom you believe that their entire bodies and souls to be comprised of smegma.

The people of the Westboro Baptist Church are a bunch of smegmites.

Smegmites by Jonode December 31, 2012

smegmite 

small particles of smegma that are inhaled unknowingly while asleep;has the consistancy of dust mites

Her allergic reaction was caused by inhaling a large amount of smegmite.

smegmite by phillip sims May 1, 2006

Smegmaitis 

When your smegma is so bad that whenever you sit somewhere it leaves smegma all over the seat, you have obviously got smegmaitis

Mia got up from her seat and you could see the smegma she left on the seat, her stank pot ass obviously had smegmaitis

Smegmaitis by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'

The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism

smegmatism by jimi123 March 11, 2010

Smegiest 

Somebody who is very annoying and usually comes from australia, they like maths and cricket and have stupid names like McIntyre

I don't teach idiots and you're an idiot thats a quote from the smegiest of smegstians

Smegiest by a annoyed student August 9, 2009

Smegiest 

A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"

"That Mr. McIntyre is the smegiest"

Smegiest by McHater_RIOT August 9, 2009

smegitis 

when smeg gets in your eye and forms curdled conjunctivitis like symptoms

person 1: dude, whats that in your eye?
person 2: my boyfriend got some smeg in my eye
person 1: dude, you totally have a case of smegitis

smegitis by hannahpattinson March 4, 2010