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Scientification 

The act of turning a non-scientific entity into an enhanced scientific property. Scientification is often used in the business world to describe data previously too difficult to explain regarding demographic product selection.
Through scientification, the boss explained to his team, we are able to ascertain which demographic has the highest sales potential.
Scientification by peat14 August 29, 2009

Smeeification 

One becoming smee.

The transition and metamorphosis of a human being serving smee realness

example; mary (you know who you are)
'That hat you're wearing is serving smee, the smeeification process is complete.

screenification 

The process by which screens are replacing traditional play spaces, like playgrounds, reflecting a shift in how children engage with their environment. Commonly observed in places like McDonald's play areas, where digital entertainment takes precedence over physical activity.
With the screenification of play areas, kids are spending more time on tablets than climbing on jungle gyms.

Scientification

The act of redefining any domain of knowledge, practice, or experience as a scientific problem, subject to scientific methods, and ultimately explainable by science. Scientification includes turning ethics into neuroethics (brain scans for moral decisions), aesthetics into neuroaesthetics (fMRI of art appreciation), and politics into policy science (data‑driven governance). While some domains benefit from scientific input, scientification claims that science should replace non‑scientific approaches entirely. Critics argue it is a form of epistemic imperialism that devalues philosophy, art, and lived experience. Scientification is the operational arm of scientism.
Scientification Example: “The scientification of love treats dating as an optimization problem: apps use algorithms, not romance. The poetry of courtship is replaced by matching scores. Something is lost.”

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026