HugeBreasticle's definitions

mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.

Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!

by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007

buggil dash

When Daniel Buggilstein, a prominent New England programmer, runs. Known as "the black bug" among his peers, Buggilstein is known for always sprinting, even when walking would be more appropriate. The term "buggil dash" refers to the GaymeCube game, Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Luis: ¡Mierda! ¡es el insecto negro!
Bugg: Eeee, you're gonna die, snatcher! Super Mario style!

by HugeBreasticle April 6, 2005

Academic Specifications Sheet

An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."

Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!

by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

Double Dare physical challenge

A challenge given to a contestant of the 80's game show Double Dare. This challenge typically requires a physical element.

Luis: Ok soldier, you completed the five finger discount challenge, but, to become an honorary Mexican, you must learn the art of crawling under really sharp fences.
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

treasure chest

The "lady-like" way to refer to the breasts, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.

I'm the only girl on that list; If anyone has a treasure chest, it's me!

by HugeBreasticle April 7, 2005

douche juice

1) The liquid that accompanies a douche bag.
2) An alternate way to call someone a douche bag. The insulter simply implies that the insultee has consumed the douche bag liquid.

Bobby Evans: Pancake cock.
Luis: You're full of douche juice, fag.

by HugeBreasticle April 2, 2005

pooding

An unidentifiable glob that is brown or green and, therefore, resembles poopie. The actual identity of the glob may, in fact, be fecal matter or simply an imitation.

Enjoy that pooding, Davo, you dirty bastard!

by HugeBreasticle March 15, 2005