HugeBreasticle's definitions

Postal 2

The greatest computer game ever created. The basic premise is that you, Postal Dude, must complete a series of tasks while opting to be non-violent or exceptionally aggressive. During your various quests, you can do a variety of things, such as peeing on people, blowing the heads off of pedestrians, putting cats on the tips of shotguns and firing, shocking individuals (Causing them to piss themselves uncontrollably.), and generally create a state of emergency. The overly-hesitant police are powerless against you and your arsenal. In addition, the game endorses cruelty to animals, allowing you to blow dogs to pieces and mutilate cats. You even have the option of training an attack dog of your own. Players have the ability to commit suicide in crowded areas, as well. The possibilities are endless with Postal 2, making it a joy to play if you feel like having your soul ripped out of your body and pulled into the computer screen. It's a small price to pay when you have the option of playing such a wonderful masterpiece.

Postal 2 is a Davo's favorite game.

Luis: Are you playing Postal 2: Share the Pain again? Get a life!
Davo: Go to hell, Mexican! This is my favorite game!

by HugeBreasticle March 17, 2005

mutual masturbation

When two people mutually decide to play Guitar Hero with one guitar controller. In this situation, one person takes one set of buttons on the controller while the other takes the rest. This is done to enhance performance, but, due to a lack of unison and timing, this configuration typically results in failure.

Dude #1: Ok, you take green to yellow, and I'll handle blue and orange.
Dude #2: Mutual masturbation sucks, let's just go jack off together.
Dude #1: After More Than a Feeling, bitch!

by hugebreasticle March 15, 2007

Double Dare physical challenge

A challenge given to a contestant of the 80's game show Double Dare. This challenge typically requires a physical element.

Luis: Ok soldier, you completed the five finger discount challenge, but, to become an honorary Mexican, you must learn the art of crawling under really sharp fences.
Davo: This is like a Double Dare physical challenge!
Luis: NO IT'S NOT! 17!

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

buggil dash

When Daniel Buggilstein, a prominent New England programmer, runs. Known as "the black bug" among his peers, Buggilstein is known for always sprinting, even when walking would be more appropriate. The term "buggil dash" refers to the GaymeCube game, Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Luis: ¡Mierda! ¡es el insecto negro!
Bugg: Eeee, you're gonna die, snatcher! Super Mario style!

by HugeBreasticle April 6, 2005

treasure chest

The "lady-like" way to refer to the breasts, one of many "fun parts" on a woman.

I'm the only girl on that list; If anyone has a treasure chest, it's me!

by HugeBreasticle April 7, 2005

Academic Specifications Sheet

An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."

Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!

by HugeBreasticle May 8, 2005

Burn Almighty

This comment is used when an onlooker observes two individuals having a conversation. When one of the two talking insults the other, the onlooker is expected to yell "Burn Almighty" to add significance to the derogatory comment. The onlooker that performs the "Burn Almighty" is free to add a point score.

Luis: But I looked it up! "Poesy" is what Titan called his poetry!
Davo: Well, you're a poser, you pussy!
Pumster: Hohoho! BURN ALMIGHTY! Plus 50,000 points, nigga!

by HugeBreasticle March 25, 2005