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An American Life Insurance company that has a line of commercials featuring a duck that mysteriously acquires the abnormally-loud voice of Gilbert Godfried. The unnamed duck can only say the name of the Life Insurance company he, for some unexplained reason, endorses: "Aflac." The duck has the ability to appear anywhere in the world where a Life Insurance-related conversation is taking place. However, no human can actually hear his "advice."
Davo: Now, act like a duck!
Luis: Aflac!
by HugeBreasticle April 10, 2005
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An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS."
Luis: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Bobby Evans: Quiet, nicca!
by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005
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A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.
Davo: That pizza was asstastic!
Luis: Yeah, holmes, it tasted like bum!
by HugeBreasticle March 18, 2005
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A) A resident of Nicaragua.
B) One of Nicaraguan heritage.
C) Luis.
D) A + B.
E) All of the above.
Pumster: Did you get your Academic Specifications Sheet in the mail yet, Agent 2.0?
Luis: We don't have mail in Nicaragua.
Pumster: Oh right, the Castro thing. Hahaha, stupid niccas.
by HugeBreasticle May 08, 2005
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When a Mexican, usually a Luis, masturbates, putting his thumb on the rim of his penis' foreskin (or, in some cases, fiveskin) and goes in a circular motion until ejaculating.
Luis: Dios mio! Mi foreskin es rojo!
Davo: Well, stop doing all those damn Mexican Donuts!
Pumster: Formaggio nei pantaloni!
by HugeBreasticle April 04, 2005
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