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smeargle 

A totally gay and ridiculous... thing that gets raped by everything. There are 2 groups of noobs related to Smeargle. Those who love it and think it's "WHOAMG 7£H UL7IM@TE P0K£M0N LOL" and those who think it's te cheapest thing ever and should be banned.
Both are wrong.
Noob #1: Smeargle is teh better pogeymanz bcuz it learnz every move LOL
Noob #2: u r a n00b bcuz Smeargle is teh cheepness
smeargle by Icicle22 March 30, 2005
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Smeargle 

A dope ass homie that everyone loves and respects and appreciates and gives free weed and vapes too because they love him
What up my smeargle
Smeargle by Smeargle September 13, 2022

smeargle 

a very cute pokemon. its my personal favorite, and it can learn any move
1:“i just caught a pokemon!”
2:“which is it?”
1:“a smeargle!”
smeargle by anonymous September 12, 2023

Taking a smeargle 

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.
“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle”
Taking a smeargle by Wickzs March 15, 2019

smeaglet 

Tiny penis
"look that kid named Daniel has a smeaglet!"
smeaglet by shlongboy20 November 12, 2015
to obtain something in a sneaky or underhanded manner.
Even though I wasn't invited, I smeagled my way into the party.
smeagle by Thom Thompson December 30, 2008

smeagle fart

the act of farting so horrendous that it smells like raw fish and big foots dick covered in Rosie O'Donnell yeast from a smelly yeast infection resulting in a permanent smell stain on any object you have sat on.
erik smeagle farted in my room the other day. It still fucking smelled the next day where he was sitting

max smeagled in his new pj's, mom had some cleaning up to do....
smeagle fart by igluedmyanus November 12, 2011
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