Soom

To quickly move, but carefully and/or quietly.

"Where did Fred go, I didn't notice him leave?"
"He must have soomed away"

by FennecBoi August 15, 2019

Soom

A tampon sized penis.

"So how was your night with John, Becky?" "I left after I uncovered his soom"

by Hellscout November 4, 2014

soom

A combination of the words 'zoom' and 'soon.' It denotes a period of time in the very near future. This is generally used in reference to periods of time between two and five seconds.

"I'm going to leave soom," remarked Tom as he was walking out the door.

by Tom December 14, 2004

SOOM

abbreviation of Smell Of Old Man. A musty smell common to elderly otherwise functioning men suspected to be a combination of denture breath, urine, & clothes that haven’t been cleaned lately and a decreased sense of smell with age which lowers self awareness.

When meeting with the professor I’m distracted by the SOOM

His SOOM is worse since his wife died.

by eagle8eye September 5, 2019

soom

To punch someone in the ribs. The combonation of the sound of the fist flying toward the ribs and the impact make a "soom" sound.

I'm gonna soom you good!!!!!

by Ed K May 6, 2003

soom

Soom is a synonym for "contract"
The opposite of expansion.
The opposite of phoom.

Instead of saying:

"That sponge is doing the opposite of expanding."

you say:

"That sponge is <<sooming>>."

by Caree October 15, 2006

Soom

Breath.

soom in and soom out

by llsll February 27, 2020