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smattoo parlour
A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.
Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.
smattoo parlour by sradwxi May 25, 2013
Related Words
Smattoo • smattoo parlour • shattoo • Scattoo • smartoon • Smartoopid • Skattoo • smaetoonz • devil’s tattoo • lover’s tattoo
Skattoo
1) A tattoo that has been made to cover a scar, to make it less disfiguring.
2) A tattoo that uses a scar as a basis for a more intricate design.
2) A tattoo that uses a scar as a basis for a more intricate design.
Punk 1: Chris got stabbed by some white trash a few weeks back. It's scarred him pretty bad.
Punk 2:He should get a skattoo. Those things look awesome.
Punk 2:He should get a skattoo. Those things look awesome.
shattoo
shattoo by Spooka Tops April 30, 2006
Smartoon
Scattoo
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