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Skatchie 

Like Newfies and Brunsies, the people from Saskatchewan are Skatchies.
I'm a Skatchie, not a Saskatchewanian, and I have worked as a tree planter, oil rigger, farmer and a rancher. I wear a bunnyhug, not a hoodie! I drive a skidoo in the winter, and the summer I use many forms of transportation, though mainly a quad or motorcycle. I cheer for the Roughriders, whether they win or loose! I complain in the summer becuase its too hot, and I complain in the winter because its too cold. I complain when theres no rain, and I complain when theres too much. Yes I do know Jimmy and Alice from Moose Jaw, and I happen to be related to someone who has a cousin who is related to them. I wear trucker hats not because of Ashton Kutcher, and I carry a rifle in my pickup not because I plan on knocking off a 7-11, but incase I see a cyote, porcupine, badger... or the occasional gopher. My name is Doug, and I am a Skatchie!
Skatchie by jdk033 June 13, 2006
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Scatchie 

Scatchie equals Scatman means sexman but actually no.. Its a funny guy.
I met sexman (scatchie) yesterday xD! Woah bro u met the funny guy???
Scatchie by Calmiscool123 January 8, 2022
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sketchie 

Someone on a college campus who neither attends the college nor knows any one who does. Often implies a certain level of seediness as well as a general lack of propriety.
It's the sketchies that steal bikes on campus, not fellow college students.
sketchie by ncf '13 August 22, 2009

Snatchies! 

A term used to accompany the theft of someone's stuff. Not burglary style, but while they are there and not paying attention. Usually for stealing food.

Also a general term of enjoyment, for getting away with something or getting out of a jam.
Group of friends at lunch:

A: Dude, can I have a french fry?
B: No, fuck off.
5 mins later
A: *Takes fry and eats* "Snatchies!"

or

"Dude, I'm glad that cop was asleep when we blew past him at 90!"
"Yeah especially 'cuz you're not allowed to drive after nine and we're drunk!"
"SNATCHIES!"
Snatchies! by Notorious R.E.D. December 12, 2008
An extremely low angle, nude, selfie, containing a shot of the snatch, tits, and face.
I got sent a couple of snatchies taken from under the table.
snatchie by pentaerythritol April 2, 2015

spatchie 

A woman, usually a wife, that is always flipping out on her husband for no good reason.
Dude, your wife is a real Spatchie.
spatchie by Cheevless July 12, 2017

snatchies 

The term used when you steal/take something from someone else.
Person 1: Hey! I sit there!
Person 2: Snatchies! Sorry Not Sorry! >:)