Smartos 

A mocking term for American students of the Spanish language who attempt to add O’s to the endings of English words in hope that this will suffice for translation.

Mi amigos are real smartos. They don’t even need to study for Spanish 101.

Smartos by Bdubsidy August 29, 2022

street smarts 

Intelligence gained outside of school. Just as useful as book smarts, and in many cases more so. It can be divided into 4 categories.

1.Getting Along With Others- Knowing which questions to ask and not asking too many,being polite and friendly, but also being assertive.

2.Common Sense- Knowing who you can trust, which areas in town are good and which are bad, etc.

3.Self-defense-Knowing how to fight and fend off an attacker, especially if you are small.

4.BS-detection-Knowing when people are trying to fuck you over, reading their intentions, and knowing that most corporate advertisements are complete bullshit.

Dave Thomas founded Wendy's without school because he had street smarts.

street smarts by twibbix August 21, 2005

Smartass Phone 

A smart phone who's autocorrect (spell check) feature will change the intended word typed into a text field (such as text messages or IM) into an unrelated word, throwing off the whole sentence. If left unchecked, a text or other message may cause havoc or very awkward situations. Common occurrence with iPhones, but Android and Blackberry phones may also throw off a letter (EG: fuck becoming duck)

Jasmine: "We should totally get penis today"
Chelsea: "Uhm, eww I don't want penis!"
Jasmine: "Penis? I said pedis, I never said Pen.... Ohhhhh. I hate my iPhone"
Chelsea: "Sureeee, now I know what you really want!"
Jasmine: "It wasn't me Chelsea!! My iPhone is being a smartass phone again"

Smartass Phone by 14th Street DC February 20, 2011

smartassocity 

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment

Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.

smartassocity by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

Smartassity 

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

Smartassity by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

street smarts 

Someone who knows when to avoid potentially negative situations, that even with a favourable outcome, will not result in any value to them. Also able to read between the lines.

Tony did not have street smarts because he went down the dark alleyway instead of the one that had sunshine and flowers.

street smarts by Street smart May 1, 2009