Smartisim

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Being an overachiever or just generally being smart. A smartistic person usually has a unfriendly or unkind personality towards less academically achieved people. But smartisim, can be described as. An smart, fast thinking person who uses absolutely no common sense; and acts autistic.

"Smartisim has it's ways with Joey. That retarded /intelligent cunt."

Smartisim by DrSexyVegan April 19, 2021

smartistic

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

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smartitician

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

smartitician by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

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Smartasm

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

Smartasm by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

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jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

jesu maria santisima ni mameo by rolan2 August 6, 2008

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smartificational

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.

Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!

smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

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Smartism

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

Smartism by Manny028 August 19, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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