Smartisim 

Being an overachiever or just generally being smart. A smartistic person usually has a unfriendly or unkind personality towards less academically achieved people. But smartisim, can be described as. An smart, fast thinking person who uses absolutely no common sense; and acts autistic.

"Smartisim has it's ways with Joey. That retarded /intelligent cunt."

Smartisim by DrSexyVegan April 19, 2021

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

smartitician 

One who is adept at smartitistics, or exhibits general smartitude. Can usually be distinguished by the use of big words, mad math skills, and typically some geeky association like physics clubs, chess clubs, or Nobel Laureates.

Guy: Hey Linus, let's go boozin!

Linus (the smartitician): Whilst an evening of inebriated debauchery and possible altercations over ambrosial brews might prove gladdening, I must season myself tonight for the chess championship this weekend then complete my dissertation proving String Theory.

Guy: Dude... you need to kill some brain cells.

smartitician by testicles...that is all December 31, 2007

Smartasm 

A cross between being sarcastic and being a smart ass.

Yo Daly, it is way too early for your smartasm.

Smartasm by SoCal J-Nut January 20, 2011

jesu maria santisima ni mameo

Word used in the countryside (el cibao) of the Dominican Republic to express amaizement or surprise.

Pedrito: hey mom, juanita bought a car that can talk while she drives!!!

Mom: jesu maria santisima ni mameo!!

jesu maria santisima ni mameo by rolan2 August 6, 2008

smartificational 

Adjective meaning extremely smart or extremely stupid.

Idiot 1:I spelled "mississippi"!
Idiot 2:You must be smartificational!

smartificational by Johnny Salazar February 23, 2008

Smartism 

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

Smartism by Manny028 August 19, 2019