Startism / Startardation.
A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.
Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all
posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.
Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all
posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
A backer of the video game Start Citizen
Startism defined as one suffering from Startardation
Go and touch some grass you Startard
The Startism is strong with this one.
Take a joke.
See you in the verse you Startards o7.
Startism defined as one suffering from Startardation
Go and touch some grass you Startard
The Startism is strong with this one.
Take a joke.
See you in the verse you Startards o7.
by Spectrum Startard support October 28, 2024
Get the Startism mug.A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen.
Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all
posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to Hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless
treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment.
All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics,
Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance,
Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all
posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage.
On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to Hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
Go and touch some grass you Startist
The startism is strong with this one
Take a joke
See you in the verse you Startards o7
The startism is strong with this one
Take a joke
See you in the verse you Startards o7
by Spectrum Startard support October 28, 2024
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Get the Smartism mug.A Starsism is a term used for a pervy, sex-related comment made by From Beyond The Stars, more commonly known as Stars. The phrase was coined on the Zeldapedia IRC channel, where Stars is a frequent member. A Starsism is normally made at a perfectly innocent comment, which the Starsism twists and warps. Also, see Starring
"The only thing between me and Zraliv is a ten foot pole with spikes"
"You're dick is ten foot long?! With spikes!? What are you, feline?"
"...I just knew you were going to Starsism that. YOUR CORRUPTIVE INFLUENCE IS CORRUPTING"
"You're dick is ten foot long?! With spikes!? What are you, feline?"
"...I just knew you were going to Starsism that. YOUR CORRUPTIVE INFLUENCE IS CORRUPTING"
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