smartish 

1. 98% retarted, 2% not.
2. Also a stupid person.

"I got a 3% in art class."
"OMGF you are smartish."

smartish by No Life September 29, 2005

Smartish 

A person who is not very smart, but to dumb to admit it. Often used to defend one’s intelligence.

Hey! I’m not dumb! I’m smartish!

Smartish by Carlos_Is_Kool May 26, 2021

Startishing 

The act of starting something that you are planning on finishing... or maybe not planning on finishing!

The teased man asked the flirty girl if she was startishing.

Startishing by Repete456 December 28, 2009

smartistic 

The enviable ability of being both smart & artistic.

Possessed by those who can create beautiful & meaningful, intelligent art & those who can speak/act intelligently in a beautiful way.

"The person who wrote that awesome book must be really smartistic. Man, what a hero!"

smartistic by Avalokitesvara May 31, 2014

Smartism 

When a teacher only likes students who are smart.

"oh that's smartism. She only likes people who get straight A's"

Smartism by Manny028 August 19, 2019

smartisicle

a combination of both smart and physical, used generally for sports, to scream SMARTISICLE you'd be informing players to play rough yet stick to the IQ of the game

Coach: SMARTISICLE!!!
(players thoughts: i must play smart and physicle)

smartisicle by ...all day April 19, 2010

smartshitter 

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge

Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...

smartshitter by Apees January 15, 2009