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Smarketing

Brilliant Marketing ploys. Often using subtle and/or innovative ways to sell a product.
Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.
Smarketing by geizo94 December 17, 2009
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Affiliate Marketing

It is a way to make money by referring products on someone else's website to your personal audience or friends.

It's one of the easiest ways to get started making money online because you don't have to create your own products. You can simply practice getting people to buy products that you already use.

An example is proving a list of the top 10 blenders for sale in the USA and having a link to buy each blender at Target, Kohl's, or Macy's. You will get referral fee from those retailers of 1-10% usually.
I am making an extra $500 per month on my new affiliate marketing website.
Affiliate Marketing by Dilemmas.co November 13, 2020

Marketing 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
See Above for the example
Marketing by Murray State September 23, 2004

Multi-Level Marketing 

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.
There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.

Ocean Marketing 

To sink your own ship due to incompetence and arrogance. It is derived from the historical event in which Ocean Marketing chose to challenge Penny Arcade during a string of rude costumer service emails involving a gaming product. This moment of stupidity and arrogance began a chain of events that led to Ocean Marketing's downfall. It has officially replaced the word "titanic" for such events.
As Bob drunkenly bad mouthed his boss at the company holiday party, he had no idea his boss is standing behind him the entire time. Effectively Ocean Marketing his career there.

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Man #1 - I was flirting with this girl outside my car window while driving when I smashed into a cop car. There goes my car AND my license!

Man #2 - HA! Good use of Ocean Marketing.
Ocean Marketing by Beauski December 30, 2011

Deeq The Marketing Guy 

A black Indian american marketing promoter born in July. Know for marketing Musical Artist acts such as Jermaine Dupri, Destiny's Child, Nas, Aaliyah and movie, The Wash, Next Friday, Badboy 2, A Man Apart, One Upon a time in mexico etc. Deeq has a family of talent in many generations. He grew up in one of the most notorious homicide neighborhoods in the country, When Deeq was a teen he order at a neighborhood chinese store and went to pick up his food and four minutes later there was a shooting inside the store which led to a murder. He has been through up and down in life. Rumors says he moving and this Summer 2018 he's touring in several cities.

Marketing Hacker

Increase Revenue, Optimize Efficiency, and cut costs using Automation, Data, and Process.
Isaac is a brilliant Marketing Hacker as demonstrated by his usage of Marketing Automation, Applied Statistics, and new data processes to quarterly revenue.
Marketing Hacker by ikecube December 31, 2012
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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