1) a type of marketing or advertising that talks down to the viewer. Advertising for high end wines, expensive luxury cars, or anything from the 90's internet boom dissing 'the establishment.'
2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.
2) Putting it out to a group of friends that you are interested in kissing someone, or snarking them, but you are too afraid to just go up to the person. By putting it out there as gossip you can later deny it if the grapevine comes back saying the person is not interested.
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Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
Even being called a shitmongering dickbag would be considerably better than being called a snakething.
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Foot snorkeling is a means of maintaining the optimum temperature for getting to sleep on those nights when a duvet cover or blanket provides too much heat, while the use of a sheet alone would provide too little.
It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
It involves allowing a foot to protrude outside the duvet so as to achieve a cooling and ventilating effect, not just for the foot, but for the entire body. As such, the foot acts like a snorkel for the aspiring sleeper, providing a constant supply of air. Foot snorkeling is especially useful when sharing a bed with an exquisitely beautiful and sexy woman.
-God Almighty, Liam, I didn't sleep a wink last night. These balmy summer days are great, but trying to get a decent kip is a nightmare. I'm waking up every two hours bathed in my own sweat. If the weather continues like this I'm going to have to go out and buy one of those summer duvets.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.
-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
-Well Margaret, don't be hasty, you know what the weather's like in this country. The day you buy your summer duvet the temperature will in all likelihood drop by ten degrees, and you'll probably never use the thing again. However, your problem could easily be overcome through judicious use of the foot snorkeling technique.
-The foot snorkeling technique? How does that work?
-It's very simple. Take off all your clothes and get into my bed and I'll give you a demonstration.
by Borgesian September 23, 2010
Get the foot snorkeling mug.Having one's head so far up their boss's ass and still being able to breathe out his nostrils when the boss is standing in 5 feet of water!
by Therickman December 17, 2003
Get the Butt Snorkeling mug.Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
Get the Muff Snorkeling mug.(variation of the roman war helmet) This maneuver is performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of your penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)
My girlfriend wanted to go snorkeling in the islands but I couldn't afford it. So instead, I tricked her into snorkeling my penis.
by enice482 April 16, 2008
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