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Poachy smalls
daughter of junior (j grimes)
Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”
a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.
junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔
His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.
Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw
Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Aka “the beak”, poshy , James beak , chicken, etc”
a chicken from birth and to adolescence. she is without a doubt the emotional core to junifer morningsnout if there ever even was such a thing.
junior grimes is a villain with a chicken 🐔
His chicken means everything to him even if he never shows it, junior grimes needs poachy and wendybone.
Poshy is also known to have a drink made from her known as “Bosch” a sort of wine type liquor which junior often drinks too much of. Wheezly is cute btw
Poachy smalls Is da wickedest
Poachy smalls is a chicken and child of the forbidden one, the first.
_____
Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!
Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?
Poachy: bok bok bok
Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
_____
Poachy: bok bok bok bok!!
Junior: what is it beak ? What do yoU want ?
Poachy: bok bok bok
Junior: oh right: here’s some money there go warm your eggs, beak
Poachy smalls by Wtf even is a username??! December 1, 2021
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Bottle of smiles
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Daddy sales
A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
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Salesmanipulationship
A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".
As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
Salesmanipulationship by -spectre- March 20, 2010
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Lennie Smalls
1.) Mildly retarded character from John Steinbeck's novel "Of Mice and Men".
2.) A term used to describe someone who is unusually large and/or slow.
2.) A term used to describe someone who is unusually large and/or slow.
Person one: So Richard tells me you hired Lennie Smalls at the bar
Person two: Naw, don't talk that way he's a hard worker.
Person two: Naw, don't talk that way he's a hard worker.
Lennie Smalls by Diggory17 March 1, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.