scalesy 

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

scalesy 

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion

Oi scalesy u crack feind

scalesy by scoliossis September 20, 2020

scalesy 

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exhists
you:oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

scalesy 

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

Scalesy 

An anti-simitic slur from ukraine

I heard that guy called Fred a "Scalesy".

Scalesy by Lil morgi ey September 11, 2020

Salesy 

I think of "salesy" as an adjective for someone who is a cheesy, aggressive and superficial salesperson of whatever product or service they are pitching.

That insurance guy was too salesy and insincere for me to be comfortable working with him.

Salesy by Kimmy K June 11, 2006

Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012