Slowgress 

A form of progress, but just a little worse and slower.

God I'm making slowgress on my essay!

Slowgress by Chintak June 20, 2007

sowcress 

Found in the song 'Kiss and Control' by A.F.I
NOTHING!!!!!
IT IS MADE UP!
Davey Havok has this bright idea that if rappers can say shit like 'hizzouse' or what the fuck ever he can make up words too.

Watch the stars,
Turn you to nothing.
Now blush and smile as they whisk you away.

Part your lips a bit more,
I'll swallow your fear.
I will show you how.
All the bite marks impress
A need to be here,
A need to see.

City lights, like rain,
Dance and explode.
Fall upon debutantes

Reeling from nights that
Kiss and Control,
All of our, broken hearts.

Velvet burns,
The wrists while restraining..
You blushed and smiled,
And said you would stay.

One more time seal my breath,
I'll feed you the sky.
I will show you how.
Steal the glamour from death,
And before you die,
Oh, you should see.

City lights, like rain,
Dance and explode.
Fall upon debutantes

Reeling from nights that
Kiss and Control,
All of our, broken hearts.

Hearrrrrrtssss.
Ourrrrr heartssss.

"We all want to die like movie stars" you said as you jumped from the height of our cutting room floor.
While above us glowing, exploding, our dreams burst forth in light in death.
Hold me and tell me,
"We'll burn like stars. We'll burn as we fall. Watch as the city lights DANCE FOR US!"

City lights, like rain,
Dance and explode.
Fall upon the pain of our lives,

Reeling from nights that
Kiss and Control,
Fall apart, the pain of our lives, has pain.

Dance and explode.

City lights like rain
City lights sowcress me

Kiss and Control

All of our, broken hearts.

sowcress by ngfdkjhg August 22, 2007

shogress (n.) 

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.

A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"

shogress (n.) by mathgirrl November 29, 2009

Absolute-slowness 

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

Absolute-slowness by asteroth February 24, 2010

Snowpression 

A mood disorder resulting from continuous weekly snowstorms that require a minimum of one hour shoveling. Symptoms include, muscle stiffness of your entire body, repeated cursing of snowplows, and an unexplainable hatred towards your local weatherman. Snowpression is commonly seen in the Northeast. The only known treatment is a phenomenon known as spring.

After Boston received another 20" of heavy wet snow, the local hospitals saw an outbreak of Snowpression.

Snowpression by Moving to Florida February 22, 2011

slowness 

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

slowness by Nameless July 21, 2003

slowness 

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body

She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)

slowness by OT herb June 26, 2009