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smogress

(smahw' gress)
1. the impression of progress when nothing is really getting done.
2. lip service to or about "progress" when you are actually just spinning your wheels.
From "smoke and mirrors" + "progress."
Back in the 1950s there were great predictions about flying cars and fantastic robots. It was all smogress; no one knew at the time the practical difficulties en route to that dream.
by quoit June 30, 2009
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Smoglessdoor189

Famous goblin that plays minecraft on his phone
avarage person:SMOGLESSDOOR189 STOP BURING MY HOUSE
smoglessdoor189:*goblin nosies*
by Joe nuts gaming⅔ May 12, 2021
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shogress (n.)

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.
A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
by mathgirrl November 29, 2009
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Smoglessdoor189

guy 1: did you see that total smoglessdoor189?
guy 2: yeah, what a smoglessdoor189
by The Body of God August 7, 2021
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smoglessfoil

look into her smoglessfoil to find the cure.
by flyhighsss December 29, 2018
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Smogless

Smogless is a big headed racist young fella both big ass feet
Nick is a fuckin big ol fuckin Smogless
by Nehhhhh-hillbilly February 9, 2024
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