Snowpression 

A mood disorder resulting from continuous weekly snowstorms that require a minimum of one hour shoveling. Symptoms include, muscle stiffness of your entire body, repeated cursing of snowplows, and an unexplainable hatred towards your local weatherman. Snowpression is commonly seen in the Northeast. The only known treatment is a phenomenon known as spring.

After Boston received another 20" of heavy wet snow, the local hospitals saw an outbreak of Snowpression.

Snowpression by Moving to Florida February 22, 2011

Snapression

The sad feeling you get when you couldn't fit everything you needed into the SnapChat video the first time you recorded it. Then you go to record it a second time, and everything just looks so staged. Also defined as any sadness that arises from SnapChat.

"Wow, my volume was off while the video was playing. I missed everything you said. I'm so Snapressed."

"This video is taking so long to load, it's sending me into Snapression."

Snapression by Christopher Stone December 4, 2013

shopression 

feeling the need to shop or feeling depressed due to the fact that one has not shopped in a long time

Person 1: I feel so sad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I think I have shopression

shopression by not.ava September 23, 2017