Slothward

A person who is extremely slow at their job and has no personality. They are unable to communicate even on a basic level, leaving their coworkers with extended boredom and just feeling awkward. Someone who makes you bang your head against a wall so you stop question why they are like that. Someone who leaves you to contemplate humanity.

Jay says, “Man that guy I work with takes forever to do his job. He also never says a word. I’m not sure if I can take working with him anymore!” Steph says, “Wow, sounds like he’s extremely slothward! You know cause he’s slow and it’s awkward cause he doesn’t talk”. Jay says, “Exactly, I cant deal with slothward people”.

by High rise May 2, 2019

Slockward

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

slothario

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.

That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.

by gabbyr July 4, 2008

slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

slothargic

to be outrageously lazy. to be sloth like and lethargic.

i was so slothargic today. i didn't do anything! i feel like going back to sleep.

by haley mcbarsebsayones December 28, 2007

The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.

you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011