Slowarded 

Mentally slow and retarded

All yall boys are slowarded by cheating on girls

Slowarded by Hisbaby13 June 9, 2018

slowhanded 

To have been banned from a message board and have had any and all evidence of your existence on that board removed permanently, usually done without warning, notification, or explanation. Origins: from the bbs handle of a customer of Nebraska football message board (slowhand) who was one the first recipients of such action on that board, soon to be followed my many other customers of that board who began to use the term "slowhanded" to describe the action

Because the site administrator didn't like fans who could actually make a cogent argument, he was slowhanded.

slowhanded by screwthetroll July 25, 2008

Snowtarded 

The way people in the South act when there is even one snow flurry in the air. Running to the store to stock up on bread and milk, driving on the interstate 20 mph under the speed limit with their flashers on.

Man, the weather man predicted snow. I'm not ready for all these Atlantans to act snowtarded!

Snowtarded by AmandaLeigh December 14, 2010

Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.

Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.

Sloaded by Brokellar November 1, 2010

slutarded 

Over zealous sexual appetite, low self esteem and the inability to keep one’s legs closed leads to poor decision making and inevitable hook-ups with douche bags.

She got syphillis from being so slutarded.

slutarded by FireBox June 27, 2006

slowered

Something being slowed down

I was being too productive at work today so I slowered my working pace

slowered by nebbul November 9, 2016

slotarded 

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010