A person who is extremely slow at their job and has no personality. They are unable to communicate even on a basic level, leaving their coworkers with extended boredom and just feeling awkward. Someone who makes you bang your head against a wall so you stop question why they are like that. Someone who leaves you to contemplate humanity.

Jay says, “Man that guy I work with takes forever to do his job. He also never says a word. I’m not sure if I can take working with him anymore!” Steph says, “Wow, sounds like he’s extremely slothward! You know cause he’s slow and it’s awkward cause he doesn’t talk”. Jay says, “Exactly, I cant deal with slothward people”.

Slothward by High rise May 2, 2019

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Scottland

Is a physical anomaly that takes form of a land plane that doesn't appear on maps

"Scottland is not a real country you are just an English man in a dress"(tf2 soldier)

Scottland by PyroPlayz November 22, 2021

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scottard

something dark says that "offends me"

shut up u Scottard Nigger

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Scowardly

Pirate term

"You Scowardly pirate"

Scowardly by Thisguycanpi November 30, 2015

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scottford

Asian dude with expressive eyebrows. Has an abnormally pointy tounge and will do anything for a 20 count spicy nugget.

Be a Scottford, not a Scotturd.

scottford by Gdawgy February 2, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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