Slockward 

When some is quiet, but looks like a creeper. They are kind of anti-social. The way they walk, act, and react to people.

Raphael always acts slockward at school. We need to fix him.

Slockward by 458Cruiser March 17, 2011

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

slackware 

A linux distribution distinguished by being particularly "bare-bones" Also well known for good security right out of the box.

My RedHat box got rooted, so I switched to slackware.

slackware by Glyn Devine May 18, 2003

cock blockward 

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010

slackware 

Better than red hat but harder initaly to learn.

Works great and is recomended greatly in computer security.

slackware by slack July 11, 2003

slackware 

The best, fastest, simplest, oldest, most secure, and most UNIX-like distribution of Linux.

I use Slackware on my box. Better dead than Red(Hat)

slackware by RucasRiot February 17, 2004