Slothtard
That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!
Slothtard by GambitKing October 6, 2015
Words you can keep
Slootard
–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them
–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them
–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being
slothtastic
Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.
E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!
slothtastic by natenoged June 22, 2012
slotarded
slotarded by SinThaWise November 7, 2010
Slowtard
Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?
Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!
Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!
Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!
Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!
Slowtard by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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