Slothtard

A person who is incredibly slow -- physically, and mentally.

That guy is such a mess; it takes him three times as long to do the same job as everyone else, and he still gets it wrong. He's definitely a slothtard!

by GambitKing October 6, 2015

Slootard

–verb
A person that is so gone in their own indulgences that there is no hope for them

–noun
An aimless individual in life; Individuals that act as if they are from Laguna Beach; An uncivilized human being

"You were so slootard last night you banged a horselike creature"

"Hes a slootard who pops bottles on his maxed out credit card"

by SAVAGE GM February 4, 2010

slothtastic

Adjective
Used as a noun: slothtacticity
E.g His slothtacticity was immense
Definition: Being so lazy that it becomes a good thing. Being lethargic and not doing much then something happens to make it worthwhile.

E.g. Yeah dude I stayed at home all day today... What? There was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the office? OH YEAH!!! I'm slothtastic!!

by natenoged June 22, 2012

Slowtard

Someone who is slow and retarded.

That guy Gregg is a fucking Slowtard.

by Thimble October 20, 2003

slothario

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.

That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.

by gabbyr July 4, 2008

slotarded

the highest level of dumb

he was walking cross the street and got hit by a truck looking one way yo must have been slotarded

by SinThaWise November 7, 2010

Slowtard

Someone who is sort of like a retard but completes tasks and communicates much slower

Boss - Hey Michelle, how are those briefing notes going? You know we have a dealine to meet?

Michelle - Sorry boss, yes I know. The thing is i've been really busy chatting to this young hot dude and it's driving me crazy!

Boss - Look Michelle, stop being a fucking SLOWTARD and get on with it otherwise you're being sent to the Armadale office!

by Knobhead19 July 11, 2021