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slothario 

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.
That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.
slothario by gabbyr July 4, 2008
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don lothario 

Don Lothario is a character from the sims 2 and the sims 3 that is a very romantic and rather hot-headed individual. He has two girl friends in The sims 2 and in the sims 3 is thought he has teleported somewhere in the past to live more romantic adventures. His traits are hot-headed,charismatic,commitment issues,romantic and schmoozer.
Don Lothario is dressed in a purple shirt and jeans with leather shoes in The Sims 2, and a orange shirt in Sims 3, with a beard and pompadour hair.
don lothario by chaotic_neutral January 11, 2012

Slothalothaphobia 

The fear of all sloths and any of its relatives, such as the armadillo
'Fancy coming to the zoo with me?'
'Sure but we need to stay away from the sloths'
'How come?'
'Mate I got some slothalothaphobia'
Slothalothaphobia by Sloth guy December 23, 2012
1. one whose chief interest is seducing women; a successful womanizer

2. a man who behaves selfishly in his sexual relationships with women

In the play "The Fair Penitent" (1703), by Nicholas Rowe, Lothario is the character that seduces and betrays Calista. The word "lothario" has thus entered the English language as an eponym: a lothario could mean a handsome, seductive ladies' man.
I said I was so glad he thought Eddie was funny. He said, he is something of a Lothario, isn't he? I said Eddie was not really, and he said, well, he loses his head a bit, if you know what I mean.

– excerpt from "The Death of the Heart"
lothario by Munchy the Panda November 9, 2009
lothario by whatever April 12, 2003

Long Island Lothario 

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude
i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario

slotlationship 

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
slotlationship by actorfest September 16, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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