Southward
Southward by sghjkghkhgjkl May 10, 2009
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The southward head snapper
the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
The southward head snapper by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
from the ass southward
Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)
A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?
C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?
C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.
from the ass southward by ImRightBehindYa July 5, 2023
Southwater Grunt
A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.
The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.
The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.
The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
Southwater Grunt by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010
Southwood Highschool
So … basically a school with the suckest football team they have the most fights just so ghetto you got the classical niggas with selfmade hoodies that think they are so gangg , the white people that vape in the bathroom , and the hoodrat girls that’s loud mouth for no reason . sometimes it can be fun it’s always gone fuck panoes hoe ass and definitely the funnest and most flunked out school .
nigga 1 : my highschool football team suck
nigga 2 : nigga you didn’t tell me you go to Southwood Highschool
nigga 2 : nigga you didn’t tell me you go to Southwood Highschool
Southwood Highschool by iliketotalkshit October 14, 2021
SouthPark
"...to get rid of your parents call the cops and say that your parents malestered you..and if they ask if it was good touch or bad touch say it was bad touch.."
SouthPark by Pinkpenguin October 22, 2004
Southlands
"A small, academically gifted school im Chorley" summed up by Southlands.
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day
"Southlands is an amazing school"
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley
Southlands by TheCoppullCaveman October 7, 2017
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