Southward
Southward by sghjkghkhgjkl May 10, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
The southward head snapper
the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
The southward head snapper by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
from the ass southward
Fully, wholly, completely (usually referring to someone being in a certain state or exhibiting certain characteristics)
A: Wait, he's gay???
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?
C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.
B: From the ass SOUTHWARD, mate, didn't ya know?
C: Damn, I'm so high, I'm high from my ass southward.
from the ass southward by ImRightBehindYa July 5, 2023
Southwater Grunt
A Southwater Grunt is a Fresh water fish commonly found within the depths of the Great Lake Michigan.
The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.
The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
The phrase 'Southwater Grunt!' on the other hand is rhyming slang (usually spoken with emphasis) to describe somebody as a CUNT. The phrase can be narrowed to 'Southwater' if used with the same emphasis.
The phrase has found to be extremely popular with the people of Essex, UK.
Southwater Grunt by Burnsyboy December 23, 2010
Southwood Highschool
So … basically a school with the suckest football team they have the most fights just so ghetto you got the classical niggas with selfmade hoodies that think they are so gangg , the white people that vape in the bathroom , and the hoodrat girls that’s loud mouth for no reason . sometimes it can be fun it’s always gone fuck panoes hoe ass and definitely the funnest and most flunked out school .
nigga 1 : my highschool football team suck
nigga 2 : nigga you didn’t tell me you go to Southwood Highschool
nigga 2 : nigga you didn’t tell me you go to Southwood Highschool
Southwood Highschool by iliketotalkshit October 14, 2021
SouthPark
"...to get rid of your parents call the cops and say that your parents malestered you..and if they ask if it was good touch or bad touch say it was bad touch.."
SouthPark by Pinkpenguin October 22, 2004
Southlands
"A small, academically gifted school im Chorley" summed up by Southlands.
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day
Non-Southlands pupils would agree that the school is not only the least intelligent school in the UK, however are more surprised Channel 4 hasn't created an 'Educating Southlands'. Not only is the school extremely academically gifted yet it also is a complete drug-free zone. Mainly due to the fact that at Southlands you can't get free drugs, you'll have to pay. Most schools have laptops, desktops or whiteboards for students, however at Southlands they are given tablets (LSD no actual electrical item).
Not only is it Jeremy Kyle worthy however it also has managed to break the record for most year 6s losing their virginity on taster day
"Southlands is an amazing school"
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley
Said someguy
"Are you fucking off your tits again mate?"
Said everyone else in Chorley
Southlands by TheCoppullCaveman October 7, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026