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Slong dong 

A large penis.
Dee has a slong dong.
Slong dong by Black_Discipline February 15, 2010
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dong slong 

to rip your small knob off and chuck it as far as you can
the black man dong slonged his knob
dong slong by jo ho witness July 31, 2006

Shlong Dong 

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.
I have a shlong dong
Shlong Dong by Matwak April 23, 2017

Song Dong 

Someone who listens to shit music
“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”
Song Dong by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

Sling Dong 

A nickname for the beautiful thing called a penis. It's a glorious name for a glorious dick, and if you've been told you have a sling dong, you're set for life.
Bria- "Have you seen Kendall's sling dong? It's amazing!"
Cristhian- "Please, Evan's sling dong is way better!"
Sling Dong by AyeEvansSlingDong July 18, 2014

poopy shlong dong 

When your poop is long as a penis.
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"

Bobby: " Whut?"

shlong dong 

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.
shlong dong by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008
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