Shlong-Ding-Dong
Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Shlong-Ding-Dong by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015
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Ding Dong Shlong
Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"
Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009
Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong
The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010
Long Schlong Ding Dong
Long Schlong Ding Dong by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017
Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong
Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them
Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021
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