Slitchy
"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."
Slitchy by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014
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Slitchy
A highly uncomfortable, simultaneous sensation of being slimy or sticky from trapped sweat while experiencing a nagging, friction-induced itch. A portmanteau of "slimy" and "itchy," usually occurring in high heat and humidity.
“After a twelve-hour shift in the unventilated kitchen, my uniform was clinging to me and I had a horribly slitchy ass crack”
Slitchy by SlitchyGecko July 25, 2026
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Slitchy • Slitch • skitchy • switchy • sitchy • snitchy • Stitchy • smitchy • Snitchy friend • Slitchorank
Siltchy
An adjective for someone/something that either smells like a rotten vagina, looks like shit, and/or tastes like a soft boiled fetal duck.
Guy 1: Dude, Henry is so siltchy. It's disgusting.
Girl 2: I know right. I'd never date someone as siltchy as him.
Girl 2: I know right. I'd never date someone as siltchy as him.
Siltchy by swagmaster22222 December 6, 2012
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Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.
Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..
Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.
Dude: Quit being smitchy...
Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..
Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.
Dude: Quit being smitchy...
smitchy by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010
Sitchy
I need to get sitchy for this party tonight.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.
That’s nice cut. Your barber got u sitchy.
I’ll b sitchy when my direct deposit hit.
Sitchy by @treyjey90 December 18, 2018
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