stinky slinky 

1. prolapsed rectum, sometimes held in place with a foreign object

2. train wreck involving spillage of hazardous material

3. technical term employed by Canadian plumbers

4. shrinkage due to fellatio performed by one who practices less than ideal dental hygiene

5. type of weed grown in motor home greenhouses, using the sludge from an RV dump

"I can't feel my face!"

"Must be stinky slinky..."

"...apparently she was taken to the ER because she'd tried to stopper her stinky slinky with a potato."

stinky slinky by errataagain October 6, 2009

slinky slant 

An asian person who is skinny and clever that causes trouble just for the enjoyment.

That slinky slant raised the test curb to high for me to pass the test!

slinky slant by Doctormistersexy January 25, 2011

Mississipi slinky slap 

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

Mississipi slinky slap by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

Stinky Slinky 

A well used and bad smelling RV sewer hose.

Wife: "Did you dump the sewage tank?"

Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."

Stinky Slinky by Vent172 January 19, 2015

Slinky Slap 

when u put a slinky in your hand and fling it out and it slaps a person in the face

Bob:you suck
Me (pulls out slinky and slinky slaps)
Bob:ow what the hell was that
Me: YOU JUST GOT SLINKY SLAPPED

Slinky Slap by Josepinapoopdosveces March 16, 2009

stinky slinky 

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

stinky slinky by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

Stinky Slinky 

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

Stinky Slinky by Chasadia April 22, 2019