Maria was a terrible cook and talked to fucking much, but because she had a huge rack and was a demon in the sack, Phil decided to put the cap on the kitchen cleaner and keep the ol' bag around for a little while longer.

Asian: Hey dude you know we have a quiz in physics today?
White Boy: The sack!

"That dude is thesack."

'Look at him in a mullett and his wife beater shirt while prancing around in pink high heels!"

Dude, the Sacks on t.v tonight. They're playing "High Fidelity"!

Gianna: oh my god thesack is so ugly!
pinky: yeah, he snapchatted me and he wanted to be in our guy fieri gang!
Gianna: ew wtf?
pinky: yeah his neck looks like a nutsack!

You're too late for work I'm giving you the sack