Sleptosit

A state of being physically awake and seated, but mentally traveling away into a beautiful dream world or deep creative thoughts. It represents the magical bridge between reality (sitting) and imagination (sleeping), where a person zones out while remaining in a resting posture.

"Hey, wake up! You've been staring at the computer screen for ten minutes. Are you sleptositing again?"

Sleptosit by Nk____2005 May 18, 2026

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Slopposite

Noun. A sloppy job of doing the wrong thing.

Worker: we built a pretty bad spaceship, sir.

Boss: what!?!? I told you to build a tunnel to the center of the earth and you did just the slopposite! Fucking bastards.

Slopposite by Prplman's iPod May 14, 2009

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Sliposity

The rate of speed and the quality of the slip on a slip and slide.

You need to increase your speed to get the right sliposity on the slip and slide.

Sliposity by Aivilo June 29, 2014

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slutosity

The total quantity of slut a person can reach exceeding the standards.
Not to be confused with a porn site.

Developed in the cafeteria of one sad high school.

The raunchy pole-dancer reached maximum slutosity when her linguerie fell off because it was over-stuffed with money.

slutosity by Unmitigated Girl February 4, 2005