Sleptosit

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A state of being physically awake and seated, but mentally traveling away into a beautiful dream world or deep creative thoughts. It represents the magical bridge between reality (sitting) and imagination (sleeping), where a person zones out while remaining in a resting posture.

"Hey, wake up! You've been staring at the computer screen for ten minutes. Are you sleptositing again?"

Sleptosit by Nk____2005 May 18, 2026

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Slopposite

Noun. A sloppy job of doing the wrong thing.

Worker: we built a pretty bad spaceship, sir.

Boss: what!?!? I told you to build a tunnel to the center of the earth and you did just the slopposite! Fucking bastards.

Slopposite by Prplman's iPod May 14, 2009

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Sliposity

The rate of speed and the quality of the slip on a slip and slide.

You need to increase your speed to get the right sliposity on the slip and slide.

Sliposity by Aivilo June 29, 2014

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slutosity

The total quantity of slut a person can reach exceeding the standards.
Not to be confused with a porn site.

Developed in the cafeteria of one sad high school.

The raunchy pole-dancer reached maximum slutosity when her linguerie fell off because it was over-stuffed with money.

slutosity by Unmitigated Girl February 4, 2005

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sepository

a pill thats shoved up your ass

"I can't swallow that! Thats ok i have it also in the form of a sepository"

sepository by Daveeeeeed January 7, 2008

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Slopposition

When someone who opposes you acts in a manner of pure sloppiness.

When your opponent performs sloppy.

A messy hater.

“I got messy hoes tryna hate on me..acting like sloppositions”

Slopposition by Beli06 December 6, 2019

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Sletostitute

Sletostitute, Slut, Sket, Prostitute Composed Into One Word

James: Man that girls such a sket i cant think of a word to describe her.
Bob: Well, you obviously dont know any slang. Shes a Sletostitute

Sletostitute by DangerD7 June 1, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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