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skantosis 

When you have had too much skante and so now you are in a alternated state of skante psychosis.

Also a slang to define when someone is on a good one.
Scenario 1 : If a skante warrior is acting erratic, looking like he's fighting imaginary demons. He must be on skantosis.

Senario 2: When your homeboy has had too many Modelos and is acting the foo " That foo must be on skantosis"
skantosis by Changita Bonita November 24, 2019

Saladtosis 

Did you smell his breath? That man has Saladtosis.
Saladtosis by TheTaoOfNoe January 9, 2009

salitosis 

Sordid halitosis of the most egregious degree; can conveniently be applied to any individual whom may have a similar sounding name.
Guy walked over and asked me something; his chronic salitosis melted my shirt collar and nose hairs; at least I wont have to iron this shirt, but my eyes are watering so bad I cant even find a garbage can to vomit into.

A corpse is like an air-freshener when someone has salitosis.

It's so nasty, eating onions and garlic would be like taking breath mints for the offender with salitosis.
salitosis by Kazansky2005 January 28, 2011

Swagtosis 

A deadly disease that possesses your immune system and is potentially deadly

It can lead to lung failure and stroke. Not many people survive one the swag levels hit past 2
Aw man Nicholas got swagtosis the other day, he’s got 3 months left to live
Swagtosis by garyparker January 12, 2020

Shartosis 

A sickness you get from eating bad food, or just being ugly.

When you get Shartosis you experience bad gas and diarrhea at the same time over and over, most times the sharts are projectile and get all over the place. And sometimes it take days for the sharting to stop.
"Dude last summer at our family barbecue my uncle got Shartosis."

"Dude last time I got Shartosis I slept in the bath tub for 2 days."
Shartosis by laqueefaorangejuice August 15, 2009

Slaptoris 

This bitch at the mall was making fun of my sweater and I was like oh hecks naw. Does she wanna get a slaptoris?