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The combination of a man's penis and a woman's slit.
I want to take you in the back and rub your slenis
Slenis by Minchia Tutti August 28, 2007
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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!
"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!
pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006
Related Words
Slenis • shenis • Spenis • swenis • senis • smenis • Skenis • snenis • scenis • stenis
Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"
splenis by sp53 January 6, 2009
When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.
smenis by Matt March 9, 2004

Shenisha 

A beautiful girl with a humble heart that does not like to be disappointed and has a strong desire to please. Has many goals she would like to achieve and will not stop until she is successful. She is fun and likes to turn up and get faded with her 3 friends. She makes funny jokes. Rarely goes out to party and get drunk. You can catch her ass at home not depending on a man to get things done. She likes blunts and high grade ganja. She can whine like no other and listens to reggae and dance hall. She can get very upset if your cross her and will remember it forever. She is beautiful inside & out and is constantly trying to make the world a better place by advising world issues that require more attention. Doesn't like to wake up in the mornings but if it's for work she will always be there getting that cash. It may sound like a ghetto name but she is far from ghetto, more like independent and ambitious.
Yo I smoked a blunt with Shenisha yesterday

Shenisha looked so fineyesterday

If you are a fuckboy or waste man stay away from Shenisha.
Shenisha by Highliife April 6, 2017
An adjective used to describe the sinister fashions, trends or sayings perpetuated by "scene" or "plastic" people. All the crap pop culture tries to sell us on.
Biggs: Have you seen Terra's new hat?

Wedge: Yeah, that's some scenister shit, bro.

She replied with a scenister remark, showing how obviously vapid and unoriginal she was.
The Act Of Taking out your p*nis and slapping it on the table
PDB stenised while at a dinner party
stenis by Michael Goldberg February 5, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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