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An abnormaly small penis which possesses a pungent odor.

As things began to get hot and bothered, the heavy petting began. Items of clothing began to drop to the floor. When Richards undergarments dropped, a slight gasp escaped Wilmas lips. "Ohh... ummm... heh... I am sorry... I didnt realize you had a skenis. Maybe we can still be friends".

skenis by Dave4Dolls September 20, 2006

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Skenis

A dirty bastards skatty penis.

Bush has a skenis.

Skenis by Kat May 5, 2003

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skenis

A penis that is very skinny; basically the opposite of a chode.

My girlfriend broke up with me when she found out I have a skenis.

skenis by 1 Day Closer October 1, 2020

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Skenis

A skeleton penis

Yo that skelly got a skenis

Skenis by Noire Angel July 10, 2022

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Pinny Skenis

An inconspicuous way of calling someone a skinny penis

You're such a pinny Skenis

Pinny Skenis by Hannah Short January 5, 2017

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pollen swenis

Pollen Swenis. When you jack off so much that the first letters in your swollen penis become reversed!

"he jacks off so much that his swollen penis turned in to a pollen swenis!

pollen swenis by Pete Negwaski! December 16, 2006

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smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

smenis by Matt March 9, 2004

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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