Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"
by sp53 January 6, 2009
Get the splenis mug.1. (Adjective) Penguin like or relating to penguins. As vulpine for foxes, bovine for cattle, etc.
2. (Adjective) Linux like or relating to Linux.
From Spheniscidae- the penguin family.
2. (Adjective) Linux like or relating to Linux.
From Spheniscidae- the penguin family.
Geek1: Did you see that article in The Register about Ubuntu beating OSX and Vista in that hacking challenge?
Geek2: You're not turning into one of those spheniscidine freetards are you?
Geek1: Quack.
Geek2: You're not turning into one of those spheniscidine freetards are you?
Geek1: Quack.
by Charles K Darwin April 3, 2008
Get the Spheniscidine mug.Twitcher1: I say old chap, that's a strange looking bird, do you think it belongs to the Spheniscidae?
Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.
Twitcher2: No my good man, that is a great auk. An uncommonly fine specimen it is too. Very spheniscidine I do agree.
by Charles K Darwin April 6, 2008
Get the Spheniscidae mug.Bob: I don't want to go to Antartica
Josh: Why?
Bob: I have Spheniscilogophobia
Josh: What?
Bob: I'm scared of penguins
Josh: ...
Josh: Why?
Bob: I have Spheniscilogophobia
Josh: What?
Bob: I'm scared of penguins
Josh: ...
by xChev April 23, 2020
Get the Spheniscilogophobia mug.Jimmy hasn't left the house lately. He's writing threatening letters to his great-great-great grandchildren and won't believe they haven't been born yet. It's kind of ironic that he seems to have sphenisciformosanikleptophobia; he won't go to the zoo. Ever.
by Fearman June 15, 2007
Get the Sphenisciformosanikleptophobia mug.The answer to a crossword clue where the fist and last letters are already "s" and "c", respectively. Successfully utilizes the word Penis to solve any clue.
Man 1: "What is a 7 letter word for horse?"
Man 2: "Penis"
Man 1: "That's only 5 letters; Plus it already starts with an s and ends with a c"
Man 2: "Spenisc"
Man 1: "Thanks"
Man 2: "Penis"
Man 1: "That's only 5 letters; Plus it already starts with an s and ends with a c"
Man 2: "Spenisc"
Man 1: "Thanks"
by Charbickus March 18, 2008
Get the Spenisc mug.When someone or something is particularly magnificent or splendid at the same time, you simply must use both words.
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