Definitions by CoolNameHere

5 second rule 

A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible

Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.

5 second rule by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

Big in the pants 

Having a large penis

I had no idea that guy was so big in the pants. Now I can hardly walk!

Big in the pants by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

slapcock 

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

slapcock by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004