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A rule describing the amount of time that a magical force field surrounds a dropped piece of food, after which the force field drops and the food can become dirty and not edible
Shaniqua dropped her Oreos on the floor, but she still ate them because of the 5 second rule.
by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

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Having a large penis
I had no idea that guy was so big in the pants. Now I can hardly walk!
by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

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A person unable to grasp basic social graces.
My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.
by CoolNameHere July 11, 2004

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