Slamjam

Instant poetry battle

I challenge you to a Slamjam!

by Meh99 April 27, 2016

Kangaroo Slamjam

The process of getting at least one of your feet lodged inside a female's vagina during kinky intercourse.

John: I tried to get kinky with Kate last night...
Carl: How'd it go?
John: I accidentally did a Kangaroo Slamjam...

by DataFlame November 3, 2016

slam jam

a party, or large gathering with people who like to take jam jars, and slam them on random objects joring this occasion.

person 1: hey what did you do last night, you look tired
person 2:I was at a slam jam all night last night I had no time for sleep.

by bwiflnksd November 25, 2016

slamhammered

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003

Texas Slamhammer

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.

“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”

by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

Slapjamma

1. a term of endearment or ridicule from a friend or enemy
2. a word Clevon continously thought was "snapjamma"
3. the password to Clevon's wireless network

1. That Slapjamma over there shit all over the bushes

What's happening, Slapjamma?
2. Clevon: What's the password to get on the wireless? Is it "snapjamma"?

Chibbles: No, for the one millionth time its SLAPJAMMA! You don't snap a jamma. You slap them.
3. Example evidenced in #2

by Nebtastic July 12, 2010

slamajam

A powerful, hammer-like dunk.

He came down with a one hand slamajam.

by Dr. Chernobyl May 18, 2006