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The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.
Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!
by Uncle Ben December 11, 2003
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Being drunker than a real man should be.
I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
by Monkey December 12, 2003
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Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.
When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.
by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009
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The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.
- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."

- "Did you get hit it?"

- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."
by PittPantherGirl21 May 27, 2010
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