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slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.
I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.
slamhammered by Monkey December 12, 2003

slamhammered

The state of severe intoxication which transforms normal girls into slampieces for the evening.
- "Dude, she was slamhammered last night and she wanted me so bad."

- "Did you get hit it?"

- "Fuck yeah man! I was ready for round two."

Texas Slamhammer 

When you and your girlfriend are doing the dirty on your friend’s basement couch and you proceed to throw both your legs up on the back of the couch and then swan dive into your girlfriends anus or preferred orifice.
“Hey Jamie? Did you give your girlfriend the ‘ol Texas Slamhammer on my couch last night?”
Texas Slamhammer by Slamham Jim August 14, 2018

Smhammered 

smashed + hammered = smhammered
last night all the girls were Smhammered!
Smhammered by drake drizzy rogers January 7, 2010

Slam-hammered 

Being so hammered that when you walk you slam into things in your path.
When you are slam-hammered it's hard to walk down a hallway without slamming into the walls as you go.
Slam-hammered by JelinaCulia May 14, 2009

smashammered 

When you are at the point of intoxication far beyond smashed or hammered.
Man 1: Dude, how was the party last night?

Man 2:I can't remember, I was smashammered last night...

Man 1: I'll just assume it was good.
smashammered by Spencestar March 17, 2011
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A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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