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Slamxmega 

A very annoying person to be around, due to the fact that they are very smug and always have to win at everything, no matter how meaningless. A slamxmega will spend almost all of their time locked up in their dark, damp, and most likely moldy room playing bad Sonic the Hedgehog games and listening to Justin Bieber. When approaching a slamxmega, take caution as they have a tendency to projectile vomit upon initial contact with another human being.
Guy 1: So I went over to Paul's house yesterday, and when I opened the door to his room he puked all over my new shoes!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total slamxmega now, he's really into all those crappy Sonic games.
Slamxmega by Jm4c December 29, 2010
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A creature of the deep, gets drunk every night. No permentent habbitat or ecosystem. A grade three learning level. Normally hangs with Curry, (earhole) aka Potato, and a slick willy.
A Person who loves, and is addicted to drugs, Fights non-stop. Known to be dare devil, jumps off sand hill naked and drunk. Goes to raves, pops "K" and "E', while having fun. Foood Source is Frosted flakesfor dinner, Res tokes for breakfast, and overall a greasy species.
Slamel, Camel, Dirty Vergz, Hambone, and thats all
Slamel by GIJOEhoe November 29, 2010
An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
Slamesh by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010

kentucky slamer 

when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open
hey why your door broken??
well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer
kentucky slamer by afa.pn.jm March 31, 2009
A car that is real low to the ground
Damn, man that car is slamed!
slamed by Ruthless19dr May 14, 2006
slimeballish {derived from the Tatooine word "slamo" as seen in Star Wars: Episode 1, meaning slimeball.} (Can also be pronounced "Schlame")
I hate how you cheat in Mario Kart 64 because it is so slame.
slame by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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