A very annoying person to be around, due to the fact that they are very smug and always have to win at everything, no matter how meaningless. A slamxmega will spend almost all of their time locked up in their dark, damp, and most likely moldy room playing bad Sonic the Hedgehog games and listening to Justin Bieber. When approaching a slamxmega, take caution as they have a tendency to projectile vomit upon initial contact with another human being.
Guy 1: So I went over to Paul's house yesterday, and when I opened the door to his room he puked all over my new shoes!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total slamxmega now, he's really into all those crappy Sonic games.
A creature of the deep, gets drunk every night. No permentent habbitat or ecosystem. A grade three learning level. Normally hangs with Curry, (earhole) aka Potato, and a slick willy.
A Person who loves, and is addicted to drugs, Fights non-stop. Known to be dare devil, jumps off sand hill naked and drunk. Goes to raves, pops "K" and "E', while having fun. Foood Source is Frosted flakesfor dinner, Res tokes for breakfast, and overall a greasy species.
An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup