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Slamxmega 

A very annoying person to be around, due to the fact that they are very smug and always have to win at everything, no matter how meaningless. A slamxmega will spend almost all of their time locked up in their dark, damp, and most likely moldy room playing bad Sonic the Hedgehog games and listening to Justin Bieber. When approaching a slamxmega, take caution as they have a tendency to projectile vomit upon initial contact with another human being.
Guy 1: So I went over to Paul's house yesterday, and when I opened the door to his room he puked all over my new shoes!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total slamxmega now, he's really into all those crappy Sonic games.
Slamxmega by Jm4c December 29, 2010
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Slamel, Camel, Dirty Vergz, Hambone, and thats all
Slamel by GIJOEhoe November 29, 2010
An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
Slamesh by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010

kentucky slamer 

when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open
hey why your door broken??
well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer
kentucky slamer by afa.pn.jm March 31, 2009
A car that is real low to the ground
Damn, man that car is slamed!
slamed by Ruthless19dr May 14, 2006
slimeballish {derived from the Tatooine word "slamo" as seen in Star Wars: Episode 1, meaning slimeball.} (Can also be pronounced "Schlame")
I hate how you cheat in Mario Kart 64 because it is so slame.
slame by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003