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An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
Slamesh by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010
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scameshwari

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari
scameshwari by Scameshwar April 11, 2020
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sameshitting 

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new
Example 1

John: hey dude, WoW 3.3 just came out, there's new stuff
Dave: fuck that, its just blizzard sameshitting again
sameshitting by Folka Boo Larry December 16, 2009
Word of the Day on May 17, 2022
a slut that is amish, churn butter by day sleep around by night
katy is slamish.
man that slamish girl is banging, id hit it covered in freshly churned butter.
slamish by chase bragan August 8, 2004

Sameship 

A pairing that consists of two of the same characters in a romantic, sexual, or platonic relationship. Alternate versions of a character also fall under sameship as long as it's essentially the same person. Not the same as selfshipping or incest/twincest.
I ship Archer Gilgamesh with his Caster version. It's my favorite sameship.
Sameship by ozygil October 20, 2019
adjective meaning "so witty and well-defined that no further discussion is needed." Often used to describe a comment which ends an argument.
Wow, slamshut! There is no further need for discussion.
slamshut by Tommy Decat May 22, 2006

slamshow 

noun.
A meeting of a male and female(s) during which banging occurs.
D-Tox: Cdog's going to New York to hook up with those chicks he met in Europe.
Pistol: For a C-Dog slamshow!?
slamshow by Jizzones October 15, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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