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An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
Slamesh by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010
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scameshwari

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari
scameshwari by Scameshwar April 11, 2020
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sameshitting 

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new
Example 1

John: hey dude, WoW 3.3 just came out, there's new stuff
Dave: fuck that, its just blizzard sameshitting again
sameshitting by Folka Boo Larry December 16, 2009
Word of the Day on May 17, 2022
a slut that is amish, churn butter by day sleep around by night
katy is slamish.
man that slamish girl is banging, id hit it covered in freshly churned butter.
slamish by chase bragan August 8, 2004

Sameship 

A pairing that consists of two of the same characters in a romantic, sexual, or platonic relationship. Alternate versions of a character also fall under sameship as long as it's essentially the same person. Not the same as selfshipping or incest/twincest.
I ship Archer Gilgamesh with his Caster version. It's my favorite sameship.
Sameship by ozygil October 20, 2019
adjective meaning "so witty and well-defined that no further discussion is needed." Often used to describe a comment which ends an argument.
Wow, slamshut! There is no further need for discussion.
slamshut by Tommy Decat May 22, 2006

slamshow 

noun.
A meeting of a male and female(s) during which banging occurs.
D-Tox: Cdog's going to New York to hook up with those chicks he met in Europe.
Pistol: For a C-Dog slamshow!?
slamshow by Jizzones October 15, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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