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An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.
Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!
Slamesh by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010
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scameshwari

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari
scameshwari by Scameshwar April 11, 2020
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sameshitting 

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new
Example 1

John: hey dude, WoW 3.3 just came out, there's new stuff
Dave: fuck that, its just blizzard sameshitting again
sameshitting by Folka Boo Larry December 16, 2009
Word of the Day on May 17, 2022
a slut that is amish, churn butter by day sleep around by night
katy is slamish.
man that slamish girl is banging, id hit it covered in freshly churned butter.
slamish by chase bragan August 8, 2004

Sameship 

A pairing that consists of two of the same characters in a romantic, sexual, or platonic relationship. Alternate versions of a character also fall under sameship as long as it's essentially the same person. Not the same as selfshipping or incest/twincest.
I ship Archer Gilgamesh with his Caster version. It's my favorite sameship.
Sameship by ozygil October 20, 2019
adjective meaning "so witty and well-defined that no further discussion is needed." Often used to describe a comment which ends an argument.
Wow, slamshut! There is no further need for discussion.
slamshut by Tommy Decat May 22, 2006

slamshow 

noun.
A meeting of a male and female(s) during which banging occurs.
D-Tox: Cdog's going to New York to hook up with those chicks he met in Europe.
Pistol: For a C-Dog slamshow!?
slamshow by Jizzones October 15, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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