Slamesh

An observation that life is full of imperfections, and we are not able to control our fate any more than we are able to avoid Mondays. An acknowledgment that bad things sometimes occur for no particular reason. But more often than not, our minds resist randomness, searching for meaning even where none exists.

Zinedine Zidane is a moron, he cost France the 2006 Soccer World Cup

-ah, Slamesh!

by Mr Meticulous November 9, 2010

scameshwari

Female version of a scam

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari

by Scameshwar April 11, 2020

sameshitting

repackaging the same shit and selling it off as something new

Example 1

John: hey dude, WoW 3.3 just came out, there's new stuff
Dave: fuck that, its just blizzard sameshitting again

by Folka Boo Larry December 16, 2009

slamish

a slut that is amish, churn butter by day sleep around by night

katy is slamish.
man that slamish girl is banging, id hit it covered in freshly churned butter.

by chase bragan August 8, 2004

Sameship

A pairing that consists of two of the same characters in a romantic, sexual, or platonic relationship. Alternate versions of a character also fall under sameship as long as it's essentially the same person. Not the same as selfshipping or incest/twincest.

I ship Archer Gilgamesh with his Caster version. It's my favorite sameship.

by ozygil October 20, 2019

slamshut

adjective meaning "so witty and well-defined that no further discussion is needed." Often used to describe a comment which ends an argument.

Wow, slamshut! There is no further need for discussion.

by Tommy Decat May 22, 2006

slamshow

noun.
A meeting of a male and female(s) during which banging occurs.

D-Tox: Cdog's going to New York to hook up with those chicks he met in Europe.
Pistol: For a C-Dog slamshow!?

by Jizzones October 15, 2006