Slaks

When you lose your wallet while taking a phantom shit and cooking shit ass fried rice at the same time.

Henry: Dude I lose my wallet while I was in the bathroom trying to push out a dump for 40 minutes because of some ass fried rice I made earlier today.

John: Damn you really pulled a slaks today, you fucking loser.

Slaks by blazeninja123 March 8, 2026

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

trailer slacks

trailer slacks
(trey-ler slaks)

–noun ( used with a plural verb )

1. Sometimes, trailer slack. Also called trailer trousers. A loose-fitting pants of soft, absorbent fabric, as cotton jersey, usually with a drawstring at the waist and close-fitting or elastic cuffs at the ankles, commonly worn during athletic activity and often referred to as; sweatpants. However, also commonly worn as formal wear in most American mobile home parks. They are often purchased at WalMart in various colors and offerred in three sizes; XL, XXL, and XXXL. They are worn to parent/teacher meetings, funerals, social service offices, probation offices, etc. Trailer slacks are often accompanied by that unique cigarette/wet dog fragrance.

Bobbie-Sue could not hold it any longer. She urinated right down the inside leg of her good trailer slacks

trailer slacks by GrayRider February 28, 2011

slaps like Smith 

When something is so good that it slaps as hard as Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.

Wow, that song slaps like Smith!

slaps like Smith by Bec Sucré October 23, 2023

Slacksquatch 

A mystical office creature, the urban equivalent of bigfoot, that is able to draw a paycheck without being seen. It survives by abusing "work from home" policies. This creature is generally shy, but can become agitated when called out on their lack of work output or general demotivational attitude. The Slacksquatch's diet consists mainly of Diet Coke and uncrushed potato chips, but they have been seen consuming the occasional Meat Mountain.

"It's 10:30AM and Todd is working from home again. I swear that dude is a damn Slacksquatch."

Slacksquatch by CitrixGoon December 25, 2014

shakshi 

An innocent, pure-hearted, kind-hearted soul. A most beautiful person in the world, not just from the outside but from the inside as well. Everyone loves her but many are jealous because of how perfect she is.

Oh, yes, there are countless reasons to love Shakshi.

shakshi by baddygeek April 29, 2019

ads slako 

it doesn't really have a clear meaning but the purpose of saying it is making the person your speaking to confused. An individual uses this word in an attempt to make the other person say: "huh"?.
a converstion may start when a person says to another hey listen " ad slako". The other will respond automatically and say huh?. The person will reply back with another "huh".
the goal is to make fun of poeple and to make them feel stupid. it is highly used in the baccalaureate school.

Jon: Ted, ads slako on thursday?
Ted: huh?
Jon: huh?
Ted: i don't understand?
Jon: neither do I?

ads slako by jhaddadin123 June 23, 2009